Why Puerto Rico’s Costumed Food Is Ruining Your Life

I got a bag of glutinous Rice.

It’s not glutin’, but it’s super delicious.

I don’t have a clue what’s in it, but I like it.

I like the flavor, and the texture is crunchy.

I put it in a bowl of my favorite hot-dog-flavored sauce.

It tastes like the real thing, but not so good.

I’m not a glut-in’ rice person.

So I’m just gonna eat it with a spoon.

It doesn’t taste good, and it’s definitely a lot of work.

When I do eat it, I’m sure it’s gonna taste good.

My family eats rice, and rice is just like rice.

We eat rice, but it has a different texture.

I think they’re trying to make it more palatable.

But I just don’t know.

I’d rather have rice.

I really like it in this bowl, but rice is not for me.

I want something that I can just throw into the bag and go.